Cut-out Jeans - A Big DON’T

A HUGE no-no. This should never ever be seen EVER, and I’m a little offended that I even had to see this with my own two eyes, even with the computer as a buffer.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen (and teenage boy WWF wrestling fans), celebrity Brooke Hogan (daughter of WWF Hall of Famer if there is a WWF Hall of Fame Hulk Hogan) was spotted wearing this get-up. And not just running across the street to get a Jamba Juice. She chose to wear this in front of many many people at a concert she was performing in. Cut out jeans. With white Hane’s his way boy’s underwear. Terrible. Simply atrocious. I wish I could put one of those big black strips over her face to emphasize the extent to which this is a fashion DON’T.
Poor thing. I guess when Daddy’s constantly wearing a Speedo and pretending to fight other oiled-up men, we sometimes form a distorted image of what’s fashionable in our brains. Could happen to anybody I guess.